When it comes to dysfunctional programming Miss Advised is at the head of the class - (Bravo photo)

Video Beat EXTRA - MISS ADVISED;-) is a NIGHTMARE PROGRAM

James Loving - National Radio Text Service

Three princesses make numerous disappointing decisions resulting in their own heartbreak. They all show signs of insecurity and all are materialistic. None appear to be at ease enough to be with someone as all are uncomfortable in their own skin. They have the audacity to call themselves relationship experts - Recommended TV Listings

Saturday, May 04, 2013

THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND

When it comes to dysfunctional programming Miss Advised and American Idol are at the head of the class. Miss. Advised takes the top position. The show has an outrageous format where three apparently Jewish Princesses' who are billed as expert advisors with female clients seeking the love of their life for dating and the end all too hopefully marry. These three ladies are supposed to come up with dating prospects but the problem is they can't do the same for themselves.

The three princesses make numerous disappointing decisions resulting in their own heartbreak. They all show signs of insecurity and all are materialistic. None appear to be at ease enough to be with someone as all are uncomfortable in their own skin. Each is based in different cities that have their own strong character, Los Angeles (fake & materialistic), San Francisco (a large gay community) and New York (frantic hustle and bustle). Here are some examples of how their occupations of being an expert conflict with their personal behaviors.

The Los Angeles expert, who writes a column for El Magazine, advocates not having sex with a man of their first date. She went overboard on the first date by hiring a limousine and taking him on approximately a 250 mile round trip to ride horses and sip wine. He was overwhelmed by the limousine trip but her roommate said she tries too hard. They didn't have sex as she believes that having sex is not appropriate on a first date.

He later flew down to LA from San Francisco for a second meeting after she invited him to her party. At first he declined to attend but her roommate later convinced him to do so. He flew down to LA a surprised the insecure expert and stayed overnight but slept on the couch. Sometime later her roommate questioned her and it was revealed that the relationship expert gave her date a blow job on their second meeting when he came to visit because she was impressed with his body (on the couch).

She then became anxious about their relationship and flew to San Francisco to clear up the matter. She arrived with bottles of wine and champagne and he informed her that he didn't care for either and drank his beer. She then popped the question what's up with their relationship and he told her that he didn't feel as if he was falling in love with her and sent her packing with tears running down her cheeks.

Ironically the San Francisco based relationship expert revealed to a former boyfriend that as a research project she attended a three day orgasmic meditation event. The treatment was having two men massage her clitoris for fifteen minutes twice a day. Her boyfriend was surprised but soldiered on for their next step. That date failed as he wasn't that thrilled with her thus the feeling was mutual.

The New York based expert has yet to reveal anything as outrageous as her counterparts. She plays her cards close to the vest by being overly cautious with her comments and actions. The result is she is a very contrived individual. We have yet to find any information about her background on the Internet but while the other two relationship experts are represented.

We would never recommend a show as BAD as this BUT THIS SHOW IS OUTRAGEOUS. We do recommend watching the FINAL EPISODE or repeats of this season and hopefully the last to witness how America is dysfunctional in mentality and behaviors. This exemplifies how weak the fabric of what American culture is. The consequence is this show exemplifies how people are paying money for incompetence. It's like paying money to a fat person for advice on how to lose weight or to a bald person on how to grow hair. The insignificance relates poorly to those associated with such an inferior product of a worthless program.

The season finale show will be repeated several times throughout the week on the Starworld channel. If it's insecurity you're looking for then tune in to Miss Advised. Please pass the barf bag!

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